"Dad are you all right?"
"You are going out with Edward Cullen?" he thundered.
Uh-oh. "I thought you liked the Cullens."
"He's too old for you," he ranted.
"We're both juniors," I corrected, though he was more right than he dreamed.
"Wait..." He paused. "Which one is Edwin?"
"Edward is the youngest, the one with the reddish brown hair." The beautiful one, the godlike one...
"Oh, well, that's" — he struggled — "better, I guess. I don't like the look of that big one. I'm sure he's a nice boy and all, but he looks too...mature for you. Is this Edwin your boyfriend?"
Bella Swan, Charlie Swan, Twilight

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Jag läste detta tidigare i morse, ååh, Charlie är ju bara helt... xD